Needs moar moon buggy!

I don't think that's a requirement, just an added bonus. I think your proximity qualifies you. DOO EET! DOO EEET NAOW!!!

Two different cars for two very different purposes. Nothing against the Mustang, but I'd just much rather have a hatch with enough roof for my bike. Besides, the Mustang will only blow most of the doors of the Focus. With 5 of them, there should be some left over.

5th: "Captain Hogthrob, your ground transportation is ready."

Yeah, "SS" does not mean Super Sport in Germany. Good call, Chevy.

Tea? Yes, please. Biscuit? Don't mind if I do, thank you. Crack pipe? Why, yes.

***Queue overly-excited announcer voice***

2012 Jetta Wagon

Good thing they put a full roll cage it. From what I remember, that model Impreza had little torsional rigidity. The V10 would have twisted that unibody into a pretzel.

That was excellent.

That thing is hideous. I love it!

+1

"This batch of sarcasm is particularly thick, Ed."

I bid 12 internets for the 599.

A 1987 K-car for $6,500? That's cra....

I like lasers. They remind me of the future.

Sales guy: Did you decide between the Mojave and the Sahara?

5th: Wake me up when we get to 11.

pauljones don't give a shit!

No idea, I'll let you know when I get mine. ;)