His voice is annoying, but he's the one person I can think of who can almost come close to being an American version of Jeremy Clarkson.

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Hypnotic.

Series 8, Episode 8: White Van Man Challenge. My wife and I laughed ourselves silly with the challenges for the vans; especially Jeremy's method for door removal and attachment.

I could watch that 2J video all day long.

Fugly

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1st Gear: Because Ugly Supercar

Exactly. It's a great article for people who drive toasters.

Well said. While I don't own a minivan (my wife is against them), I wouldn't be opposed to one. They don't pretend to be anything they aren't. Unlike the bloated CUV's on this list, minivans are unabashedly family-oriented vehicles. They're built for a purpose and they do it well.

Luxury pick-ups. If the only thing it hauls or tows is its owner's fat ass, it's not really a truck.

I wouldn't say pickups in general. Some of them have their uses. However, if it's not used for work and is just a tarted up, high-riding status symbol with a heated steering wheel and will never tow or haul anything other than its owner's fat ass, then I agree with you 100%.

I will not lament the loss of this car. Yes, it is a sad day that such an esteemed piece of machinery has raced its last race, but it went out doing what it was supposed to do, race. It didn't get totaled because some douche bag nailed it with his Suburban or because some "buffy" mistook the brake for the gas. It…

Movie or video game-themed "special editions". It's a lame advertisement for both on/in the other.

But what about my plans for an RS3 Sportback?

When you start with an M6, there's no way to hide all of the ugly.

My laptop battery died after 2.5 years. Most new car warranties are at least that much, right?

Nice hat, bro. It's OK with me if it has a back-ass-wards baseball cap roof. Why? Because racecar.

well said