Children aside, I'll rephrase the question: Isn't the Stratos a two-seater?

6th Gear: I thought it was vaporware supported by some shoddy Photoshop work until I saw this

All of that 80's schlock body work AND a slush box? CP.

I'm going with the Excursion with a MINI Cooper on top. Now, before you poop all over it, realize that they had a budget of about fifty cents when first launching the brand. They had to drum up buzz for the brand without any TV advertising whatsoever. So, whether you like the MINI or not, the Excursion with one…

Last words of that person, "Hey y'all! Watch this!"

I found a profile pick for the head of ARPANSA.

Haze: My bag finally arrived, but someone has obviously befouled my belongings by, among other things, urinating all over everything.

"a stereo with so much power it stalled the engine."

So, Top Gear USA II, basically.

+1

Looks like The Last of the I-4 Interceptors.

Looking at the specs, it was supposed to be 211; not that I'd turn down an extra 10 horses.

Once again I'm reminded how hypocritical some of my fellow Jalops are. We rattle on and on and on about how beige the automotive landscape is becoming. And yet, when something comes along that is obviously not beige, a car that is not following any "me too!" styling trends, a little odd-ball thing that is ridiculous…

The JCW gets 121 hp? I highly doubt it. Did you mean 221?

I don't know. Snopes doesn't say it's NOT a hoax, yet.

You beat me to it!

Finally, Comic Sans used correctly.

+1

Yeah, I put stickers with personal messages on all my borrowed cars.

Harold and Kumar go to DFW.