Um...no. Just, no.

#4 I disagree and do not approve of Mr. Mattson's behavior. I sympathize with him and constantly critique people who park like asshats [jalopnik.com] .

Elsewhere in the world there's no Cherokee nation to upset.

With a paint job like that, CPAAP.

I would have hit her twice in the head with a hammer.

6th Gear: WANT! If I can't have that insane little ball of AWD awesome can I please at least have an RS3 Sportback? Pretty please?

Hatchback: check. Turbo: check. Racing seat: check. The price is a tad high, but still nice.

We did, but he was mostly useless. In his defense, there was quite a bit of backwards bullshit to catch. Still, when "foundation sump pump", as he identified it his report, turned out to be a sewage pump for the downstairs bathroom I lost almost all faith in his report and observation abilities.

Hiyoooooo!

If you're going to do something batshit crazy, may as well be naked when you do it!

Targa, ftw.

Old jeans used as HVAC "wadding" in hastily cut returns in the floor.

No...just, no.

This must be the same guy who used to own my house. It was filled with hastily slapped-together bullshit like this. It all screamed of "I'm a man, therefore I know innately how to do this." When I first moved in, not a week went by when I came across another crappy project of his that didn't make me scratch my head…

thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU!

So, Group Lotus sponsors the Renault team? How fucking stupid.

I was all about Batman and Hotwheels, so this was the obvious choice.

Reverse #5: I think the Son of Weinermobile looks like the illegitimate love-child of the original and a U-Haul.

This makes way more sense to me than an electric motor and a shit-ton of batteries.

Hennessey Venom GT