She's hot and she builds cars. I'd be checking her out too.

Versa much?

Introducing the new 2012 Dodge Porkrind. Stuck in development hell since the Daimler-Chrysler days, the new Fiat bosses, with their love of pork, finally gave it the green light.

So VW is making yet another model bigger and cheaper to appeal to more fat, poor Americans. I may be poor, but this is one American that their new shitbox won't appeal to.

Hey, you sank my battleship!

Multipass!

6th Gear: Because Mini Cooper

Honda Element. Highly utilitarian vehicle with overly funky styling that shows that Honda break out of their box a little. The kiddies will love it! The kiddies didn't love it and I don't think the owners have loved the fuel economy similar to many full-size pick-ups.

I disagree, this was a bad idea from the start.

Family Truckster, FTW!

Looks like a Corvette with a bowl cut.

What game? The game where I buy a car and have to replace important pieces almost instantly? Yeah, I hate that game too.

Acura Integra GS-R. Lusted after and got not one, but two. First one was a 1994 that had 91k miles and every important piece of rubber failed shortly after I took ownership: valve-plug seals, CV boots, door seals, gaskets, you name it. I traded it in a year later on a used 2000 that had only 1k miles. The…

6th: Hooray! The mobile site had been useless since the advent of 5.0. This new version is a quantum leap. Way, way better.

#cotd

Look at this thing, it's hideous. It's a mish-mash of wings, vents and intersecting lines. If it didn't go over 250 m.p.h. you wouldn't even bother putting a bag over its head, you'd just kick it out the bed. BUT, once you learn that it's one of the elite fastest cars on the planet and that all those shapes are for…

It's a thing of beauty.

For the record, if the TransSport looks like an alien spacecraft then this does as well.