Screw the Crown Vic. The past couple of times I visited or drive through NYC, I noticed just as many 1st-gen Honda Odysseys and Ford Escape hybrids as I did the Crown Vics.

Shhhhh!!! You'll confuse the illiterates.

Then why does the device in the photo have a phone icon in the corner? It's a fake iPod pretending to be a fake iPhone?

How do you answer fake calls from your imaginary friends with it bolted to the gas tank?

It's like that on both sides. Few politicians really care about getting something done, just keeping the other side from getting their way.

I would consider this if they'd call it what it is: a station wagon. Take it off its silly stilts and take away the "cross-over" price tag and it would probably sell much better. While we're at it, let's do the same thing to the Honda Crosstour.

My goodness that Zagato TZ3 Stradale is hot.

Decals to make a bandit proud.

I read the headline and thought this was a story about GM's chronic badge-engineering.

So much win! You said what I was trying to say, only way clearer and more concise. Thank you. (Extra points for using the word "turd").

The second gen is just as creepy, like a melted version of the gen 1.

Charles Manson's Death Valley Taxi

So you're not imprezed by the Impreza, huh? I think it's easy to forget that it started out as, and continues to be, an economy car.

#cotd

"Nice Price or Water Bong" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

#1's should go to people like this who want the car because they want the car. Not to people who want the car because other people want the car.

They are called English units for a reason. The rest of Europe uses the metric system, the English still randomly hold on to their eponymous units here and there.

Why? Because exaggerated ape hangers.

That's great. Give a discount to the people who least need it.

Wow, that's way less ugly than the current version.