Does that mean we can drive it on two wheels?

The blip about the Racing Leaf makes me feel like Michael Scott from The Office. The way always baits him into saying, "That's what she said."

Mazda 323 GTX: Long before the Gran Turismo game series brought the Evos and WRX's into the US consciousness, one of these was terrorizing my neighborhood. When it came tearing around the corner, animals scattered, small children cried, neighbors screamed....my god I wanted one.

It's always the driver of some milquetoast driving appliance that confuses the two most important driver controls.

Because Cadillac Station Wagon >> Because Racecar

There's a hooning season? When does it start? End? I'm afraid I may have been hooning out of season.

I love this one and still giggle when Joe says, "Good Morning" in German.

What, they were too lazy to make their own?

How does the saying go? More dollars than what a dumbass!

Ones that can fucking fly!

NPZZT

I find it hilarious and slightly disturbing that they make parking sensor available on the MINIs. I own one and if you can't park one of these without help you probably shouldn't be driving (and yes, I'm including the convertible and it's huge blind spot).

You mean I can haul ass and haul my stuff? WANT!

My mom's cousin had a first-gen Laser with all sorts of features that, for 1984, were straight from the future. The one I remember the best was the talking dashboard. It was extremely "useful", when the woman inside the car would remind you every 5 seconds that the washer fluid was low.

Mustang V6, ftw.

CPAAP: Like an insect I've never seen before and have no way of knowing if it's poisonous, but I'm pretty sure it is, I just want to squash that thing until I can't recognize it.

I'm 38 and I've had 4 cars:

Yet another reason to avoid Wal-mart.

If it weren't so rough, I'd give it NP.

Money ≠ Taste