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What about an intelligent plot and script? Would that maybe be better than legacy characters?

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I would love Laura Dern to come back, in a bigger role then Malcolm. Don’t even care if would make sense but put her in future postapocalyptic dinosaur filled world.

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2- You’re assuming that Hammond only got mad when Lockwood succeeded in cloning his daughter. Movie states that Hammond broke up with Lockwood once he started trying.

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Jurassic World: We have this cool concept for human-dinosaur hybrids....

No. Because....... oh, look, a pterodactyl!

But... but... they are like her!

or it was just more bad writing, the movie was one big example of bad writing, i don’t think there is any reason to try and reason this one little bit

It’s a good trick.

The lava was kinda accurate...I went once and walked the lava trails at Volcano National Park in Hawaii, and we kids were poking at the lava with sticks. It CAN run fast, as is evidenced by what’s going on with Kilauea right now, but it can also meander slowly.

Running through a pyroclastic cloud will vaporize and turn you to ash in seconds, but not Owen.  Simply the worst bit of the movie.

I really like that title

I mean, the fact that every dinosaur, fleeing from magma (for an unknown reason, because that one dinosaur was seemingly immune to it), took an interest in Owen or other dinosaurs at all made no sense. 

Jurassic World: The Bad Guys Get Eaten...Mostly.

It’s a good sign if you enjoy ridiculous movies and commentary about them.

My favorite part is how often Chris Pratt is about to be eaten by a dinosaur when another dinosaur comes and saves him. It almost makes sense when the dino is Blue, because they have some kind of bond or something, but why does the T-Rex stop that other dino from eating Chris Pratt and then let him go?

No. No, it is not.