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It doesn’t bother me now... but at the time... damn.

Don’t get me wrong, Depp is talented. Ed Wood is a favorite performance of his. The last several movies, however he does seem to be going through the motions. Transcendence being one of those.

Bunnies aren’t as cute as everyone supposes. Whats with them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses? And whats with all the carrots, what do they need such good eyesight for anyways?! Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!!!

Expert: “This looks like it is legitimately Vader’s helmet. Notice the black coloring and melting. There was a legend that his remains were burned.”

“I’m sorry due to the plasma scorching I can only go as high as 500 credits”

I have a theory/It could be bunnies

Resurrecting Vader would reinforce the idea that the entire series is about Anakin, not Luke. This goes back to the prequels, where Lucas was saying that the 6-movie arc is Anakin’s rise and fall and redemption.

Robert DeNiro’s career now is Johnny Depp’s future.

My reaction to most of Depp’s performances these days.

Fear and Loathing, Blow, and the first Pirates movie were all pretty solid with him. I enjoyed The Rum Diary as well but not due to him, because I enjoyed the story/idea of it. But, you are the end all, be all of movie star critiques so I guess we’ll all just have to go with your word.

Now I sort of want to see a movie with them together. Imagine how nuts it would be.

Thanks to that headline, I now know Johnny Depp wrote, produced and directed this movie.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT POINT

And Damon has done “The Departed.”

Should I wait until it comes out on Amazon? Lemme think about it.

Damn. I remember when Matt Damon and Ben Affleck (who are from Boston) were doing a Whitey Bulger movie, and it was canned in favor of this. I can't help but think their treatment would have been more exciting. (You know, considering Affleck has done the Town.)

That has to be the harshest criticism of a movie. There are plenty of bad movies that are entertaining, but making it boring is the worst you can do.

Am I the only one who thinks Mr. Depp needs to pull a Robert Downey Jr. to get his acting career back on track?

“Johnny Depp Managed to Make One of History’s Greatest Gangsters Boring”