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I think it depends on your definition of horror—is horror something that is out of your control or is horror something that is in your control? (Or maybe it's both, together or separate etc).

It's a Kubrick movie so by dint of his incredible level of control, it's flawed. Most of his films are. That's not to say they're not good - they're fucking brilliant - but anyone looking for perfection except as delineated by Kubrick himself is gonna be disappointed.

Given the number of takes he took with things, and

Yeah, it's a matter of opinion. I think King's story comes off better in the book than it ever could have on the screen.

The book is written from the internal perspectives of the characters. The film is, as King describes, a cold examination of characters trapped in a maze.

Oh, I love Hank. I didn't get him for the longest time until someone reframed him for me: Hank is a supervillain trying his best to be a good guy. He can't help it, his brain just makes terrible things, but he's doing his best to contain the fallout and maybe tip things a bit back into the 'credit-to-society' side of

It's the Edgar Wright iteration, which means that Pym or O'Grady, Ultron or no Ultron, this will probably be the best incarnation of Ant-Man anyone has ever seen.

If the veracity of time travel speculation is the price paid for an awesome sci-fi movie, I'll gladly pay.

I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I'd eat my way out from the inside!

THAT IS BECAUSE I AM HELPFUL

c'mon, how hard would it have been to change "extinguished" to "exterminated"? Just for us who fans

Don't you put that evil on me, Frodo-batman-vader!

That image is final shot of Prisoner of Azkaban, which had the happiest ending of all the movies (and books)

Tristan and Yvaine become king and queen and live happily ever after. The only thing happier than that? Ascending to the sky and becoming stars that shine forever.

Hard to disagree with this one.

Shawarma. The best happy endings start with Shawarma.

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This one. Lydia stays gothy, but is making friends, doing well in school and is happy. The Maitlands have found a way to peacefully coexist with the Deetzes. Delia is still making her horrendously wonderful art. And Beetlejuice is still up to his shenanigans.

If they ran together, for those positions, I'd actually care enough to vote.

Oh my GOD! We're off the hook for Celine Dion?! I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. I thought for sure this day would not come in my lifetime. Chris Hadfield should now take over as Prime Minister of Canada for this. Actually, screw that: King Chris of Canada it is.

Even makes up Celine Dion. You did a good job, Canada.

Hey Americans... Does Chris make up for that Bieber thing we unleashed on your country? I hope so! lol