Glad to know that the nails in the coffin of cryptocurrency remain secure (for now).

Yeah, honestly, Disney+ ruining Disney is kind of a microcosm for how streaming has ruined the entire film and television industry. Everything has mostly turned into middle of the road content for the sake of making content. Got to constantly lure those new subscribers, after all.

Having been through several such awful jobs myself, I can commiserate.

Yeah, in hindsight the Dark Universe crumbling before it even started really dodged a bullet in not giving Depp additional work.

Truly the Dark Universe is a warning to all about the hubris of franchise-building (one that you’d think would go better-heeded).

Oh, phew. I thought I was the only one.

Truly that would be a dark universe, indeed. ;P

Just a logo on a business card, huh? Well, obviously you didn’t see the truly exciting photo shoot forecasting a bright future for this G.I. Joe/Transformers crossover:

Sadly, that seems to be exactly what MAGAts want. “Taking you out with me” is practically their platonic ideal.

How delicious.

Hey, FYI, it’s spelled “canon,” as in “a collection or list of sacred books accepted as genuine,” not “cannon,” which is just a metal cylinder that goes boom.

Yeah, it’s been a good run, really. Of all the good things to potentially run its course, the MCU is definitely one with a lot less wasted potential than others.

Okay, fine.

Maybe it’s because, superpowers and fictional assassins or no, the physics of a high-speed moving train just don’t work like that?

Apparently, they realized that the only viable method was showing Fireflies first, because Totoro would serve as a comforting balm after being emotionally wrecked.

...and yet, not taking it still killed them. Go figure.

Which means that if there is a God, not even He wanted Trump to win again.

We’re now 30 years past the debut of Beverly Hills 90210, but we’re still feeling its effects in pop culture to this day.

FTFY

Too right. And I think that’s why it’s too easy to over-estimate his age.