I’d never trust my Tesla to ballet parking.

I generally don’t wish personal injury on people, but wow, fuck those neighbors with a rusty cactus.

That’s just a slice of loofah that someone dyed blue and wrapped in a rubber band.

Well, if you are to cheap to rent a car. There is only one way out I can see.

There is no such thing as a Jason Torchinsky post that should never be posted.

The principles of the four stroke internal hambustion engine are rather simple:

This would result in a lot of unused space... Space that could be filled with... many many weirdly positioned trunks!

Can confirm. I’ve added 23 extra seats to my Forester. The insurance company pays me now.

Oy! That Shelly Manne!

If the Checker seats are a far cry from a Sprite, how about this (fold away) baby seat on an Indian-made Vespa clone in Rajastham?

Two KLR650's got me and my girlfriend/fiancee (we got engaged on the trip and now married) from Denmark to Ghana. 12,000km over about 12 weeks. Load them up and the seat height isn’t as bad. Unloaded they’re manageable on your toes.

I’m mourning the Volvo C30 in general and my Volvo C30 specifically. When I bought my C30 in 2008, it was both the fastest car and the cheapest car that Volvo made. It was the first car I bought new and I loved and named it Sven.

I’ve offered to let Jason drive it, but he already made his trip to India. My other car here is a 1990 Premier Padmini with a 1,370cc diesel engine and column shifter. It's basically a 1962 Fiat 1100 Delight made on Indian manufacturing lines until 2000. I need to document this stuff better.

You are a regular Jalopnik reader, own a tuktuk, and we haven’t seen some kind of interview with you or seen a photo montage. What’s wrong here?

Moove CHRIS

Clearly, Luda did not Get Out The Way.

It kind of looks like a “Torch-sketch” that has come to life.

That game was awesome. I played that so much when I was young. There were also countless sites where you could download new cars from.

And walking around is like Frogger.

The thumbless-Pole/dolphin-handshake joke is so played out and vaguely offensive. I’m getting tired of setting it everywhere. Really, all jokes comparing Polish people to dolphins are getting old.