I love a Touch-A-Truck as much as anyone, but this is always first thing on my mind whenever I bring my kids. Knowing how I was growing up (and still am), my kids are exactly the same in that they have to touch every single button and play with every lever.

I have no problem the way Mercedes, BMW, and every other automaker does it. You start with the price you add options + destination = total MSRP.

Good. Now the Lyons Motor Car can finally stand a chance.

what the hell are you talking about? have you sat in a compass? let alone a new volvo? they couldn’t be further apart. 

It’s a nice looking car that’s priced well....and I hate crossovers. I am also having a crisis.

As an Astra owner, I’m probably more partial to these than the average Jalop, but holy shit! Eight grand!???

Sadly, as most German cities during the war can attest, we Brits consider anything within five miles of the target a success.

With the “security guards” license plate reader, if there isn’t a clear plate, it won’t read it. Being as he was from Kansas, they only have plates on the back. He had backed into the parking spot, up against the wall. The “guards” never bothered to get out and check the plate. Had they done their job, he would have…

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

“and after I sign on the dotted line”
Nope.

Our cars are actually flood rated. They contain so much plastic, they actually float.

Literally every car in the left lane, directly in front of me.

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

Perfect metaphor for the intelligence, reasoning and logical consistency:

Damn! Thats some remarkable stupidity.

Many thanks! I can’t believe I clicked on a story with “Uber” in the headline so I could find out what a Vezel was. I guess I am a Honda fanboy...

So everyone else doesn’t have to look it up, the Vezel is rhe HR-V.

I put an image in there from my old Apple II, just for fun. It’s a perfectly fine high-resolution full color display. The caption mentions I was playing around.

After watching the zoom on the driver, I’m guessing he was either on something, having a weird medical episode, or a malfunctioning replicant

Came here for pictures of trunk being open, realised fast back doesn’t mean hatchback, left disappointed and confused.