Ah yes, Autocar Magazine - famous(-ish) for having sacked Captain Slow himself in 1992 for his bout of... creativity.

I hear the hardest part of pigmanship is teaching them cursive

pictured below, the 2018 Audi TT

I have zero issues with this. Gordon should be meticulous in obeying the law and not “take it to the streets” without getting it signed off (in writing) by the local authorities first. As a race driver, he should be setting the example.

Appears to be the same car:

It’s all about the π × r² bro

Only three? Child’s play.

I don’t think anyone got the joke

Yes. Decidedly. Watched initially and then just couldn’t any more. Total trainwreck.

I totally get this. Riding the bus sucks. A lot of people would be willing to pay a premium to get the benefit of riding the bus while not dealing with the negatives of riding a bus.

Must be nice to have a job, family, and personal and social life that doesn’t require you to ever be on time to anything.

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.

But Kristen, why settle for only spending $257,500, and getting a gold car, when you could spend $320,935 and get a Tiffany blue one? Yes, they have 935 in the price!

There are so many parking spots available in the tidal zone, come and get em!

LAND Rover.

Now this is mission impossible.

The same percentage of LR’s are used off road as Wranglers

He’d just left the club and couldn’t remember anything about the incident. Claims he’d been roofied.

Blue has been used to represent French cars long before the parents of Subaru fanbois were conceived.

The biggest defense challenge the USA faces with Russia is right here: