Thanks for educating me, I somehow was thinking for 20+ years that Bronski Beat performed this song...

Uh, having a “little” understanding how modern dishwashers do the dishes should have saved you...

I was wondering if it was Sheikh Mo’s own, but it did not look net enough... but that airpot was not Fujairah.

No engine braking in first gear? Going downhill in the highest gear is alwas a very very good idea...

I will mount my chair to my Roomba and put the charger under the table :)

Something similar happened here in Germany a year ago, two drunk went down a similar tube, but instead of a gentle slope slowing them down, there was maintenance equipment at the bottom. Both died.

this looks like facebook is turning into a state like the German Democratic Republic. Facebook is arranging your life, choosing what you can do and how you should do it...

Let me aid you with the translation (native Austrian here):

I am just wondering when the whole line of dominoes (i.e. car-makers who cheated) topples over...

Looks like a highly uncomfortable ride

So, all those self-driving cars will also self-clean themselves before embarking...

Hm, Iran does not like anybody to get into their territoral waters. And they are notoriously known to be very annoying, even to civilian sailors. Off the coast of Dubai there is another small Iranian island and they caught a few sailing boats and kept the persons for really some time.

Musk predicted that owners will be able to summon their car from across the country.

That was “The Belgian Job”, however they obviously rehearsed more for the “Italian Job”

This is actually the crazy thing that I won’t comprehend..

Looks like an eastern German IFA-Truck

I guess you will not be very fond of living in a house build of cow poop patties during the monsoon rains...

That is literally a shitload of cow patties. They are used as fuel in India/Pakistan etc. Cows are note very good in digesting, so a lot of fiber gets out again. This is collected and those round patties are dried in the sun on the wall of your house. Once dry you can fire them up and cook on top of them.

You see tons of busses driving around in Pakistan with logos of German travel companies, so not everybody is into removing decals...

“Blemish the paint?” as in Daesh cares about the paint job while doing their thing...