They had no radio, so he could not signal the desired pit-stop

Why is this such a big issue? If he's got a girl-friend then this is (may be) a problem between his wife and him to straighten out. If they feel she's a security problem, run a check on her. Full stop. Was this in his job description: "do not cheat on wife"?

Well, I would say just another marketing stunt.

I wanna see more of that melting paper. Where can I get it...

Well, in this way induction works like gas. The heat is "in the pan" not where the pan rests on. You need to watch commercials with an fired egg in a pan cut in half. the one side is still liquid while the other is done.

Sam, you complain about the weight, but you never, never even state the actual weight. You give a relative weight by saying 90g less than the iPad mini. Which is by the way wrong. So either iPad mini is lighter or 90g are less in the US than in Europe...

That's an old story made new because of, you know, there's stuff like this which has been demoed 10 years ago...