Finally! I can contribute to this one!

Finally! I can contribute to this one!

lol remember when he was supposed to be the smart Bush brother

Yesterday’s tragedy was in my hometown. Suffice it to say that my level of rage that gun violence occurs so frequently, and is so seemingly acceptable to a large proportion of the U.S. population, is palpable today.

You are grouchy! And I love it. It’s this weather (which is my favorite).

It’s a rainy Friday, so get angry. It’s a rainy weekend too. And I’m low on beers.

You’re just the best.

Grouchy or not, you deserve stars. Where are all your stars?!

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

I met Steven Spielberg once in a deli in Manhattan, so clearly I’m the truest Jew to ever Jew.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

I am a true Christian because I took a meeting with the Pope.”

- the pope

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

What the actual fucking shit is this, even? The Pope isn’t even sorted into the same House as whatever bullshit sect Kim Davis belongs to. She’s a fame-whore whose 15 minutes are really dragging out.

Theory:

So, we can stop with calling him ‘Cool Pope’ now, right?

Please. I went to one of the richest schools in Ontario (Canada) and you know what I never once learned about?