Threat - not treat. DUH.

Some of us at UIC were a little worried the FBI didn’t know the difference and that the treat was really against us.

Let us all know where you land with your column - I love it to pieces!

At least Merkel tends to wear a neutral bottom. I far prefer that to the matchy matchy suit.

I LOVE THIS POST AND I LOVE YOU, BRANDI! (Hope that’s not too creepy!). Thank you, as always for writing this and trying everything!

What is a bubbling face mask? Must google post haste!

“the life of the woman is more important than the contents of her uterus.”

How horrible!

How horrible!

I really like ASOS’ tights (the highest thread count possible in the largest size possible so they are opaque). I got three pairs last year and they are still going strong. I like super opaque tights, and these have fit that bill. My mom got me some dkny tights one year for xmas, and I loved those, but I have no idea…

I really like ASOS’ tights (the highest thread count possible in the largest size possible so they are opaque). I…

Oh man, I am totally craving welch’s gummy fruit snacks right now. Our school bookstore has multiple flavors - including tropical fruit! DEEELICIOUS!!!! And I totally get a sugar high from them, so I was pretty aware they weren’t healthy - but I love them so much!

When I was a sophomore in college, I tried out for a musical (Gypsy) and sang “Nothing” from A Chorus Line. I loved that song so much. I’m pretty sure the director was laughing his ass off at me while I was singing it bc I am super white and (was at the time) super blonde.

What’s creepier to me is in workplaces or business when people insist on being called Mr. or Mrs./Ms.

I had to use an expired passport once because I had lost my ID. I was allowed in but was strip searched at TSA and patted down at the gate. It was humiliating.

I also hate it when they watch something before you and you go in to watch it- and it takes you to the very end of YOUR SHOW THAT YOU PAID FOR and that is now SPOILED.

Totally off topic - but is this article referring to OUR MARK SHRAYBER?

Hard in a big city!

Or if you are in a huge city!

And where do adults make friends if not at work?

I had something similar at work - there was someone I was bound and determined to be my friend! The first time we hung out, I invited her to join a couple of my friends and I at a street fest - lots to do, others as buffers, and common interest (it was a craft fest). The next thing we did was also a craft thing - plus…

“...but I have done my job well. This year we are on track to generate a surplus for the county of $1.5 million.”