Never disparage maple taffy! It's the best part of a day at the sugar bush

Canadian terrorists are actually really polite, so if you build a wall they’re just going to leave quietly and reconsider their actions while sucking on snow covered in maple syrup.

OMG DANCING WITH THE CARS.

what if you’re not restrained you’re just dead inside

Ah, this is pretty interesting. I’m definitely pretty reserved in real life, and not terribly inclined to spread my thoughts and feelings all over the place for people to see. I don’t like to feel exposed that way. Honestly, I don’t think I have a deep need to be really “known” (not in the biblical sense, y’all!).

i feel like i usually dislike restrained people at first but then usually end up changing my opinion the more i get to know them

oh yeah, let me adjust my entire personality just so you can feel like you can like me more. i’ll get right on that.

“if any of you think I am getting on a boat to Antarctica, you’re crazy. Now please pass me that lime.”

Or you could go basically ANYWHERE else in the Western world. I cannot fathom how such a modern nation can be so backwards in this respect. It absolutely boggles my mind that culturally we are near identical over here in Europe except for the fetish for guns and blind ignorance to the huge issues this causes. There is…

ME TOO.

OMG you’re right and they’re tiny and adorable and wear sweaters for some reason. NEW PLAN.

On your way to Antarctica, as you pass Costa Rica, why not stop and stay a while and then ask yourself “why are we going to such a cold destination in the first place? It’s perfectly fine here.”

I wonder at what point other countries will start accepting asylum requests from Americans who are afraid as hell of our rampant gun violence.

can I come with you guys and hang with the cats and the pengins

I’m thinking that this Grand Experiment has failed.

Seriously, if the slaughter of little kids in their elementary school can’t force change (and in fact creates a cry for “MORE GUNS! MORE GUNS!”) than nothing will.

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!