All that power but zero exclusive games to warrant a purchase!

Real men don’t pull out. 

Borderlands 3 is free for Xbox live members this weekend. I’m going to try and get through as much as possible. 

I really want to love this game but I can’t get over that generic looking Kal... How many focus groups were assembled to come up with the most vanilla great white Jedi hope???

EXACTLY!!!

Agreed! this piece of shit will never leave if he has his way.

Fuck YESSSSSSS!!!!!! 

Xbox has everything to win but EXCLUSIVES and you need those to sell boxes.

Oh just wait.... It gets so much better. I absolutely love to game with my 3 boys. 11, 15 and 17.

Milk and cookies?! I think you’re the sociopath!

Yep! You shouldn’t start off your life of matrimony doing questionable shit with some dirty strippers.

This sounds way better and cheaper than a coke fueled orgy full of regrets! I’m not even kidding.

Just a quick note Heather. You wrote a PHENOMENAL FUCKING review!!!

I read you FUCKING KILLER REVIEW Heather and pre-ordered this week. I can’t wait to jump in and maybe take some hallucinogens and go full KOJIMA!

I’ve got a killer 7.1 headset and I like the loud steps. I can actually hear and detect exactly where the opposition is.

As a 3 tour military veteran, I think its pretty simple. Either you enjoy these games or you do not.

I agree. Heather was masterful with this review.

Aside from this being the best and most clear, concise review of this game. I need to applaud Heather for absolutely beautiful writing. You managed to capture what everyone was trying to do when explaining this game.

Those fucking locked gates and doors are maddening. Purely trying to artificially pad the game.

I pre-loaded it this morning! Midnight can’t come soon enough!