I have to say, even though I don’t agree with Jesse all the time (especially his feelings re: AI vs. The Martian), double thumbs up for him actually engaging thoughtfully in the comments. Wish others would take his lead more often.

Tell them to make sure they have strong reading comprehension because it will be helpful in all aspects of life.

Surely he’d be a barntender

Bawidabowdibangdibangdiggydiggydiggylovetogetoffonatechnicality

the funny thing about zed zed top is the only guy without a zed is named zed.

A note to the editor. Whenever the term ‘millenial’ appears please substitute the phrase ‘adults under 40' instead.

Alright, fellow late-twenty/early-thirty-somethings. Let’s agree we’re not going to react to this, we’re just going to calmly say it’s condescending, weird that a generation that raised us would spend so much time laughing about our problems, and is based on a profile of stereotypes that treat weird specific internet…

Then what does the Hogwarts Express run on, Rowling? Burning house elves? Oh my god, is it burning house elves? 

After listening, it makes sense why Jack White is an international star and the the lead singer of 400 Pounds Of Punk isn’t.

Cute it out!  There were only a small umber of errors.

I would like to go hunting with Ted Cruz. Perhaps let him become “missing”.

He just won an Emmy for his stand-up special. Also, he’s the voice of Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham.

Is no one going to talk about the fact that, even with the benefit of perspective, his hand is super tiny even in the foreground of this photo?! 

[butt-chugs a sixer of Natty Light and grabs Lindsay Graham’s tit]

In the 90's softcore version she’s Dawn Seeker, a graduate student on the verge of a breakthrough in the realm of human sexuality studies. Through the use of a bulky VR headset, a 486 stood up on one side and a lot of dry ice, her research may find the root of all human desire...

You disingenuous, logorrheic trash commenter, you bring up twitter in this very thread: https://news.avclub.com/1829270085

You only mention Dan Neilan 6 comments in, including AFTER mentioning twitter, so, in fact, at no point did you ever make it “quite clear” you’re referring to Dan. Fuck off. You actively make this…

Twitter exists to enhance shareholder value. That is its purpose. That you’d imply Twitter is some sort of liberal bastion is childish and laughable.

I mean, hypothetically, if a guest of yours starts yelling obscenities at you in your own house do you ask them to leave or do you let them continue to throw obscenities at you?

I suspect the subpar final product was the result of overburdening Khu on this one.