This might be your most Prince Ruprecht the Monkey Boy post ever.

“5) You live in a bad neighborhood and have to join a gang and steal to survive.”

You know for someone who’s apparently a fan of SFDebris’ Opinionated Reviews you really have a hard time telling the difference between your own opinions and fact. You not liking TLJ is your opinion, just because you like or don't like something doesn't mean everyone else has to or they're wrong.

Well, great. Now I’ve got that King Missile song stuck in my head.

I’m not surprised Batman is right-leaning.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yep. And, NO ONE SHOULD GO TO JAIL/PRISON for DEBT. Isn’t it counter-productive anyway? WtF America? Guess we really never did get rid of Debtor’s Prisons, we now just say, WARRANT and pretend it’s okay to jail folks for being poor. I don’t see how traffic tickets make you such a menace to society...that you need to…

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

“A county district attorney who investigated the case neglected to press charges, arguing that they did not exhibit any “cruel, oppressive or malicious treatment” toward Coltrain.”

Not only is he a shitty director, but I don’t think him and Quentin fanning their farts into each other’s noses has benefited Tarantino’s style either. Although Tarantino’s always been known for violence, I can recall the camera panning away from the most violent scenes in Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, compared to…

Oh god. Fuck you.

Lol of course Beto was the bassist. That means he'll be a good politician who just wants everyone to get along and will stop fights and provide a strong foundation for everybody to be at their best.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

Since its 2018 and studios cant help themselves, I’m sure the first 45 minutes will be Wile E.’s backstory, of how he grew up a poor coyote with an over demanding father, and how we was bullied in school by packs of road runners , how he watched helplessly as his father was sucked into a tornado etc.

Roger Ebert liked Dark City so much he did the commentary track for the DVD.

It’d be an intriguing premise—if, again, it weren’t so nearly identical to Roger Rabbit, right down to the inevitable frame job. Also, if The Happytime Murders had taken a few more cues from that film and focused less on the rote whodunit and more on the funhouse-mirror L.A. where it takes place.

Elizabeth Banks has a great agent, because until yesterday I wasn’t aware she had anything to do with this turd.

Holy mother of god, it’s been a year?? It feels like a decade.

Is this something that we can assume costs money? Because it seems like something one just finds.

It doesn’t mean she’s wrong. It does mean that she was all too happy to go along with all the things she’s now revealing, which is to say it was all acceptable so long as she could profit off of it being acceptable. Once that option was off the table, it was all unacceptable so long as she can profit off of it being…