she’s too busy being the playboy heiress to winfrey industries, no possible way she’d have time to be batman!

Are you trying to claim that “would’ve” isn’t a word and shows poor grasp of English? That sentence is perfectly clear and that’s a perfectly cromulant word. The dumbass thing would be to use “would of”.

She didn’t respond nearly as well to my Activia story. And I had photos.

Or you could look here.

Now I’m confused. I read this article in the NY Times a while ago about these Trump supporters who had a corn farm out in Iowa. It really gave me a lot of insight into the true feelings of Trump supporters. Basically, they said that, while they had concerns about Trump’s tariffs, which would hurt their profits, they…

Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he’s underwater, does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?

How do you misspell something you obsess over every waking moment?!?

Yea years ago AVC posted a link to a lengthy oral history of the movie from the director and he mentions the drug use along with JCVD cheating on his wife with Kylie Minogue

“All right maggots, fall out to the chow hall and get your choice of eggs Benedict drizzled with a delightful Hollandaise Sauce or Bleu Cheese quiche with a whole grain crust, accompanied by thick cut pepper bacon and a selection of fresh fruit, ON THE DOUBLE!!!! And don’t even think about having more than two mimosas…

We’ll miss you least of all.

I saw Tom Hanks at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going…

I’m seeing double!

To be fair, 63 million of those views were from Scrawler.

It’s not at all accurate and I think you owe whores an apology.

Careful, now, Ruprecht might see your comment and berate you for wishing harm on awful, shitty people. “Now, now, it doesn’t do to be uncivil to these monsters!”

Hitting the grade after that first paragraph was oddly satisfying.

Shouldn’t you be off fucking yourself? I told you to go fuck yourself.

Wathing, moneto, and Dinsey are my terrorist cell activation words.

“Dungeons & Dragons is some of the most crazy, deep, deep, deep nerd shit ever invented .... Pegasus. Pegasi. That’s horses with wings .... Motherfuckers talk like Yoda: ‘Outside I go, into the sun thereof, in, out…’ How do you read this shit?… Motherfuckers live in places that don’t exist… This motherfucker got a…