The Red Delicious apple—which went uneaten, as Red Delicious apples are not food

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

#MePew

John “It’d be a lot cooler if you did” Wall

I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

For the record, this tweet was identified as a Photoshop fake by @OldTakesExposed.

That’s a poorly-formatted fake.

Octopii are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet and are actually required to be put under anesthesia if a procedure is needed to be done on them, because they are believed to have an understanding of what is happening to them.  If kept in captivity, they need to be in specialized tanks because they…

He technically only punted a ball off of his head from a foot away, but I have no idea how that didn’t get a red card.

Glad Rakitić got that goal. Only minutes earlier, one of these frauds intentionally kicked him in the face when he was on the ground.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

Era penal

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

That’s not a one-hop.

It looks that way, but if you watch the replay you will see that Sanchez touches his glove to the runners spikes first, then separates, and then there’s a bang bang play where he touches him again just as his foot hits the plate. He’s definitely out.

Just so we’re clear, that one hit out of 13 from the players you’d mentioned was a no big deal opposite field homerun into the 2nd deck by Trout. Just a daily reminder that he’s really great.

Nope, not close to invincible. We don’t have the offensive capacity of last year. We have been shut out quite a bit. Our awesome utility player Marwin Gonzalez is batting .218 (last year over .300), our DH is batting .212, Fisher and Reddick (OFs) are batting .191 and .228. We aren’t stealing bases and we aren’t…

Yeah, it’s obviously not the same guy. I’m just saying look at him.

Suffice it to say, in a sport structured so completely around crowning the most deserving teams with titles, and where the definition of “deserving” has a specific meaning that gets at not only the quality of a team’s players but also the often innovative strategic solutions a team comes up with to overcome opponents…