*chef's kiss*

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

The amazingly boneheaded part of this is that nobody had written anything about Osuna’s domestic violence case for months. Any article someone had proposed about his domestic abuse would probably have been consigned to the dustbin by an editor.

This is probably a Magic Johnson level obvious take, but all I could think watching this series was damn the Astros are good at playing baseball. The Yanks can mash a bunch of dongs, the Twins were the same way, the Nats and Cardinals are similar but mostly riding momentum, the Dodgers are pure firepower that can’t…

“Sure, I lied to the Umpire, of course. But I never thought an Umpire would lie to ME!”

Okay, but who gets beaned now?  Bryce Harper?

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

He sent a video clip of a rape to the victim, who was underage. If you think that’s somehow less “outrageous” than “real” child porn, then I don’t know what to say to you. 

It is what would generate maximum outrage, but it's also LITERALLY WHAT THE CHARGE IS, so it's pretty disingenuous to call them disingenuous for reporting the literal facts.

Stick to politics. Some of us are just trying to enjoy ourselves by ignoring the import issues of the day and focusing on news. If I wanted yogurt discussion, I’d go to a yogurt site.

Any of the Nylabone toys made for “Super Chewers”. These are the only toys that last any length of time with my three year-old lab mix. We eventually have to throw them out because he does chew them down (sometimes into sharp points), but we get our money’s worth out of them before we do so.

Any of the Nylabone toys made for “Super Chewers”. These are the only toys that last any length of time with my…

Whett Thudd is actually an undrafted linebacker out of Appalachian State who stands a good shot at making the Raiders’ 53-man roster.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

Clay Bellinger has more World Series rings than Vlad Sr., Fernando Tatis Sr., Craig Biggio, and Dante Bichette combined!

Clay Bellinger did suck, and his shortcomings as a player must be borne by his children.

SOMEONE HELP ME MY EYES ROLLED SO FAR BACK IN MY HEAD I DIED.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I say we incentivize throws at the head. He’s got a helmet to protect his brain. And he’s got that stick for defending from the onslaught of projectiles. You bean a batter in the head, you get a bonus point on the board. You can even add up to two extra pitchers if you want to throw a few balls at once. But then the…