look, if I want a corn dog, and I can get it. I’m getting that corn dog. why should this be any different? he wants rebounds let him have the rebounds. the analogy doesn’t fit perfectly I know in the sense that 16 corn dogs is probably better than 16 rebounds, but I think you follow

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

this is the obvious counter to the defense, but........

The letter came before Young talked shit about him to SI. That’s how he was able to talk about the letter to SI, in the SI interview in which he talked shit about Fisher.

He was protecting some 20 year olds for messing up and he’s right that it really didn’t matter and kind of silly to be making a big deal about it.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

I’m just glad he went with “someone from whom I bought cocaine” as opposed to the more colloquial “someone I bought cocaine from”.

“It’s totally unfair!! I was trying to talk rationally with them but they basically turned.......their.....back.....on.........

Hahahaha. Good one, boys. Unpaid labor is going to make a decision that will cost the university revenue. That’ll get me through the rest of the afternoon.

Todd Frazier, who’s two years older and coming off a weaker season than Moustakas.

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.

The rest of the world may look at our team of curlers and see what appears to be a group of small town credit union employees taking a group golf outing a bit too seriously, I see a group of champions who are about to bring grey chinos with a black belt back into style.

1 out of 6 is 16.67%, so thanks for confirming that 6 shots is enough.

I believe it’s triple maple up in Canada. I’d imagine that buys quite the collection of beaver pelts, and am very proud of what they have accomplished.

One of the reasons why I left the profession (I was in print, not TV, for what it’s worth, so at least my shame wasn’t caught on camera) was because I just came to loathe the inhumane ways in which my bosses expected me to treat people. Here’s a prime example: We got a report into the office late one night about a…

“It is indisputably sexual harassment. That’s a crime,”

It’s about fucking time. He can take Hillary with him to the wilderness.

“There are good players on both sides.”