Doesn't hurt to have Ray Hudson calling it either!

No hashtag will ever be as unfortunate as this one.

It's a direct quote from the video. Next question? I'm good at this.

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

I emailed the guy who forwarded the email. His explanation (it sounds like a disaster and was):

Serious question: What is a "Trade Pool"?

I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...

Now before you guys go calling Mike Ditka a racist, remember he MARRIED a black guy:

At least the players can fall back on their UAB degree when they go pro in something other than sports.

But he's only been through two strikes.

He traveled.

I have just one question.

Wait, so we're talking about misogyny and ethics in journalism?

a whole lotta white people were in there burning things too... Maybe when he said thugs, he actually meant, you know, thugs

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

i've never been called such a horrible thing

Yeah, nah. Raging assholes—and not just of the Clemens/Bonds variety—are baseball's legacy.

Reporter: Marshawn, do you feel dehumanized? Treated like property?

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

If you squint, you can just make out his tiny little hair plugs. So cute!