Expectations are a bitch, so people's reaction to a great band's newest albums usually depends on what they were expecting. I didn't like Nine Types of Light that much, so maybe my expectations were lowered a bit, but I think this album is incredible. Start to finish, I'm enjoying the hell out of it. Yeah, they're…

True story: I was in my apartment watching SportsCenter and drinking a beer on my couch. "Wow, that's pretty fucked up," I thought, before eventually turning off the TV and going to bed.

As a fully grown man, I can safely say that I would have no chance fighting back and certainly not fleeing from Adrian Peterson

Things Dionne loves: Frozen adult beverages, Drake's legs, donuts.

Nice Haisley. Steal my post from the Klinsman thread, keep it in pending and make it your own. Sweet job at Deadspin.

no h/t to fomthe20thfloor who pasted this in a previous article?

What kind of monster replaces his hand with a football?

I see very little proof.

Not an MRA, but a martial artist here. My objection to the groin kick is that it is pretty easy to defend against. If you get the chance, by all means go for it. But, don't be overly dependant on it or assume that you will get that chance.

I dunno, Bill. As a Ronaldo fan, I'd like to see Messi's account before I rush to judgment.

So, what, you think now he's a 20/10 guy?

All this baby on fire inside a car stuff is weak sauce compared to Bryant's business associations. Far more alarming is the rumor Dez willingly accepts money from a corrupt, philandering shitbag who scammed the public out of hundreds of millions of dollars, engaged in hedonistic, substance-enhanced sex parties with…

If Fire is saving babies locked in cars, what the fuck are Earth and Wind doing?

"North American informal" is shorthand for "So many Americans use this incorrectly that we give up." That said, I could care less. (Because I regularly use "I could care less.")

'Dre Approves!

nonplussed means "confused" not "unimpressed" - although I think we can all agree to be nonplussed about both gentlemen's hats.

In seventh grade I used to wear a pair of cargo pants that you could zip off at the knees and transform into cargo shorts.

Michael Beasley: High, School Friend