I see your Jesse McGuire and raise you Adam Rapa. No frills, just beautiful tone.

What the fuck, dude. Why wasn't I invited?

I love how the Andy Reid clock management truthers completely ignore that he wasted two timeouts earlier because he couldn't get a play called in time. It's not just about that timeout after the two-minute warning, though that was bad. The Chiefs should have had all three timeouts going into that last drive.

As another poster pointed out, he wasted two timeouts before the final drive. It's not just about the timeout after the two minute warning—he would have had all three left if he hadn't had to call two timeouts because they couldn't get a play called in time.

Would pay to see Anderson Silva beat 55 kids into submission.

Superman has always been known for his monogamy.

Hmmm... I was at this game and she definitely left her seat before overtime started. Not saying she's lying—she might have gone somewhere else in the stadium to watch the rest, but she definitely didn't watch the rest of her game from her seat.

No, you just can't make "unnecessary contact," which, as the article describes, includes hits to the head and neck. Read the rule. It's linked in the article.

The Cardinals one is sick. Love the integration of the beak and the use of the AZ letters as the eye.

I know this is a small nit to pick, but you realize Letterman gets paid to look/sound interested in the acts and people that come on his show, right? I have seen way too many reviews/articles/facebook posts for bands performing on Letterman that say "Man, Letterman really loved it!" or something similar.

It was a…

Best possible outcome for U.S: Colombia, Cameroon, U.S., Greece?

You may be right, but I think it's closer than you suggest. I don't think this is as "ridiculously unconscionably bad" a deal as you do. How many followers does this guy have now? How much is that worth to him? What about the value of his fifteen minutes of internet fame?

I don't know. I saw this tweet yesterday and talked about it with my roommate (also a lawyer), and we thought it was different from the Pepsi points case, which was obviously a joke.

Unilateral K offered by dude, people accept by retweeting (RTs are consideration), and his obligation is subject to a condition precedent. Why do you think it's not enforceable?

I had to change the channel. Watching ultra-slow-mo replays of some dude almost getting his head torn off and listening to Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth have a rules debate was one of the most twisted things I've seen in awhile. I ended up watching the rest of the game, but I felt more than a little dirty doing…

I mean, we all knew this conversation was going to happen anyway. Thought I would expedite the process.

You wrote the same story twice.

I fucking love pantsuits—do other guys really not? Odd.

It should really be included in every article on Zlatan.