What the heck is with these comments today?

They won’t have trouble remaining conscious. They literally will not remain conscious. At 30,000 feet the typical time to being passed out is a few minutes without supplemental oxygen for anyone who hasn’t spent the majority of their life above 20,000 feet. It’s why “Place you mask on first” is the instruction - by…

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You know what the worst is? Any state where these fucking yahoos have been able to get their stupid religious bullshit allowed as a vanity license plate...

Can we just please be done with mask mandates?

Lottery tickets are just fine to give.

Given your MPG figures and the tank size, maybe this is the vehicle the New York congressional candidate drives?

I can deal with the laundering, but it’s the folding of all the bills and putting them back in the closet that kills me.

One of these fuckers... The fold down jump seat with ZERO cushion combined with the absolutely abysmal ride these things had in the first place made for a spine hammering experience.  Also, no heat or A/C to speak of, the floor was aluminum so if it was wet, you were probably going to fall on your face.  No seat…

My kids (5 and 8) have never been too bad about damaging ornaments once they are on the tree, but they love to break them while we are unpacking them. Even the older one still breaks bulbs when he decides to pull them out of boxes. We try to slow them down, but they are impatient little jackals who tear through boxes…

If your significant other is coming over, clean the bathroom first then the rest of your dwelling.

Or you could go to justinguitar.com, follow his handful of his beginner courses, and learn enough basic chords to strum along to many songs. The amount of free resources available on the internet today should make learning the basics relatively easy.

There are some legit places that offer good discounts, typically on refurbished and open-box stuff.

If you’re looking for terrible advice, this is your go-to author. 

“Tell him about the Twinkie, Ray."

“The flowers are STILL STANDING.”

I also ask that question in every interview.  Not only can it be very enlightening to learn about the challenges that you might face if offered the job, it also serves as another opportunity for you, the applicant, to sell yourself -- you can elaborate on how you’ve handled similar challenges in the past, and it just…

For someone with such good taste in books, Brightness, you’ve missed the mark with this comment. Flames! Flames on the side of my face!