“Tell him about the Twinkie, Ray."

“The flowers are STILL STANDING.”

I also ask that question in every interview.  Not only can it be very enlightening to learn about the challenges that you might face if offered the job, it also serves as another opportunity for you, the applicant, to sell yourself -- you can elaborate on how you’ve handled similar challenges in the past, and it just…

For someone with such good taste in books, Brightness, you’ve missed the mark with this comment. Flames! Flames on the side of my face!

That’s part and parcel with a lot of parody movies in general. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery is chuckle-worthy enough at surface level, but the more you know about old Bond/60s spy movies, the funnier it is with its dead-on accuracy sending those particular movies up.

You really should separate whiskey (or whisky) into different categories like Scotch, Bourbon, Irish Whiskey and the like, as they are very different beverages and appeal to different persons.

S13, S14, AE86, FC3S, FD3S, Starlet, Toyota Sports 800, MR2 all models including most recent, Previa, Toyota Hi-Ace.

Those were all creepy but what did me in was the hallway of heads.

I’m pretty sure you’re not the only person who will be mentioning this movie.

The fucking paddle boat scene in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate factory... 

I once had a Saab 900SE. I changed my own oil because it required both synthetic oil, and a freaking $9 copper gasket. Once while changing the oil outside in my driveway, in december, in new england, I slightly overtightened the oil filler cap and it broke. The cap was attached to the dipstick, so obviously this part…

This list needs more Curb Your Enthusiasm, which is the best show about terrible rich people. 

But, it's still Alabama that's why.

I refuse to be the fun police.

Wearing a costume at my door at any age? You get candy.
Not wearing a costume but walking kids? You get candy.
Don’t say “trick or treat” and just hold out a bag? You get candy.
Obviously young adult, but not causing mischief? You get candy.
Obviously adult with no costume or kids out trick…

I was rage skimming until I saw this section. This is so critically important. One of the things that I feel is lost is the ability to sustain your desired results. I know so many people who started good ole Atkins saying “I can never live my life without bread” and proceeded to crush the diet, losing all kinds of…

Since these fuckers have so much cargo space, they should be able to fit 4 of these somewhere? 

Be prepared for something completely unrelated to you to be the wet blanket here.

I feel like the answer should always be “don’t”. No matter what you say, a toxic person is going to use it as an in. Don’t give them one.

We’ve always historically done very well with Toyota owners with the Tundra, but we think this truck will give us the ability to conquest more because of its towing capabilities and because of its brand positioning, the strength of the look of the truck, and the interior of the truck.

Corporate sales is one of those non-sleazy avenues.
Many software companies have salespersons who can break 6 figures easily.