This is Offspring, it’s a baby grand.

I’m pretty sure the Captain means “outside of work hours.”

First order of business: Schedule four sacred hours/week for Future Career Stuff and four sacred hours/week for Fun. You can break those hours up into little daily things or big chunks of things, but you need that time. It’s not optional.

Key word “remember” . This is particularly important when talking about splurging on “experiences” like vacations, trips, etc. 

You know I feel like this landscape has changed dramatically over the last 20 years or so. I recall it starting when I was a kid, you could do camps and stuff and the kids who were really good were doing advanced leagues. Now, I hear coworkers kids who get “offered a contract” to play with a club team, which comes…

I guess our current family motto is “We’re going to be late, again!”

Lately, though, she’s been asking me to delete the videos in which she declares she sounds “so bad.”

This.

I don’t normally respond to these things, but on a per-student basis, I believe the federal government is providing more assistance than in the last 30 years, adjusted for inflation.

Your earlobes are made of fat.

This is a great move on Delta’s part.

I think a more apt suggestion would be to examine your own choices for a living situation. I know someone who pays a fairly ridiculous amount to live in a 1Br in a complex That’s more like a hotel. There’s a “concierge” and a gym and a “ theatre”. He justifies the cost by including these “services” he’d otherwise…

This is one of those things where I feel like it’s good to exercise caution based on a solid self-assessment of abilities, and risk.

You can also use something like this. We’ve had one for years. The extra compartment on top is handy for things like nipples and sippy cup lids. The main compartment has room for all sorts of odds and ends. We even put non baby items on it. It’s perfect for my coffee thermos’s three part lid. This basket can be yours…

Several people have already responded much more succinctly than I’m going to, but I have first-hand experience as a former employee. Plus, I’m not sure if that was an honest question or internet snark.

I don’t understand why he didn’t wait until June 9th to announce this.

Or how about the “HAVE YOU SUBSCRIBED TO JEZEBEL/LIFEHACKER/JALOPNIK/KOTAKU/TAKEOUT NEWSLETTER”

Just remember that a “21% increase” in the likelihood of an unlikely event such as early death makes it....still pretty damn unlikely. If you have a 0.1% chance of early death, and you drink 2 sodas per day, you now have a 0.121% chance of early death.

Hey guys, let’s start a program where we get the customers to pay for the shipping costs to send us materials that we can reuse and eventually sell back to them, for an obscene amount of money!

This is one of those times you need to be very honest with yourself. Particularly with the 401k loan. If you don’t have the means to have an emergency fund, and you’re already living paycheck to paycheck, having an additional automatic payment withdrawn from your paycheck might push you further down the cycle. Also,…