I feel like this “quiet firing” breaks down into 2 basic buckets (there might be more).

please also note that if you live in an area with older construction homes, your ceiling texture might contain asbestos. which doesn’t mean you can’t remove it, it just means you have to take certain precautions for abatement, whether you do it yourself or hire a certified asbestos removal person.

Thank you for this not being a slideshow!  

More like a “Dick better not move” amirite?

I wonder if this guys malpractice insurance is going to take issue with this...

Am old person, any time something starts with “TikTokViral” I immediately assume a defensive posture and consider anything that comes after it to be completely horseshit.  

oooooh cookies....

Oh, I have a rule. I don’t do business with anyone who shows up at my house that I haven’t specifically asked to be there.

If you’re going to listen to a pitch from any solar company that “just happened to be in the neighborhood” make 100% sure you know what they are selling you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/vzsmq4/redditor_tries_to_make_a_few_bucks_renting_his/

Wait while I find the reddit post where someone used one of these services, and the person who rented their car went to MEXICO and used the vehicle to transport drugs, then the car was abandoned and impounded by some authority. All of this happened hundreds of miles away from the owner, who was desperately trying to…

Is it possible that your butler is bringing your range rover to the mechanic while you’re vacationing out of the country?

I’m both happy, and sad to see John Madden on the cover of the game.  

To me, this is a variant of something they’ve been doing forever, which is not technically bait and switch, but it’s not far off either.

Do we need a separate “Shit on Nissan” sub-blog?

Smartphone

Spoiler alert, they all are... 

Those are american flags on the S Class... If they were “diplomatic” they’d be the flag of the country of the diplomat.

May not stay that way forever... https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/17/energy/natural-gas-inflation-heat-wave/index.html

Be mindful that while donating organs is noble and could save someone’s life, or make their quality of life significantly better, the concept of “donating your body to science” is a lot more ambiguous.