I was waiting for the inevitable part of the article where they say “these burrow into your mucus membranes, and eventually will take over your body, turning you into a zombie” 

I’d be more interested in seeing the “asking price vs. selling price” metric.  Because, as long as people are battling with each other and offering over asking price, then the asking price isn’t as powerful.  

Don’t people have anything better to do? The reality is that Mario as a character is already a “stereotypical representation” of an italian american.

Also, if you can’t find the model number, call an electrician or someone else who knows what they are doing to come and look. Don’t start unscrewing shit in your electrical panel if you don’t know what you’re doing.

AirBNB,like most “market disruptive” ideas has moved on from the stage where its quirky and new and awesome, straight onto the stage where they are trying to find ways to increase revenue (from a corporate perspective) and the homeowners are trying to maintain margins through ridiculous fees.  

Don’t have kids... Because they’ll stand there with the GD door open, even though you’ve asked them 1500 times to close the door, because.... Now there are 7 flies inside the freaking house...

There are these hat racks that I buy from amazon, they are pretty cheaply made, but if you’re gentle with them, they last a while.

Good.  Hopefully everyone else will too.  

a single spreadsheet could have PII or PHI data in it for tens of thousands of people.

Down by the river? 

Have people actually seen a fistfight? because I’m guessing everyone is envisioning a barefisted boxing match where two pugelists “put em up” and dance around each other like a pair of prancing ninnies...

don’t.engage.

Bathroom...

My cynical guess is that the large majority of any products that are sent back will not be recycled. The very wordsmithed marketing department description of what they’re going to do with the stuff doesn’t give me much hope.

The reality is that the large majority of materials we use are not easily recyclable.

How many people have this problem? 

This is all, presuming that you have trusted loved ones in your life that wouldn’t use the existence of this absolute fucking jackpot of information to steal your identity and absolutely ruin your life... 

999 times out of 1000, using arbitration benefits the corporations that force us into this binding process and removes other legal options for people who, in many cases, have legitimate complaints.

I didn’t see the (probably implied) directive that once you make this additional artwork, you need to get rid of the originals. Otherwise you’re literally just adding more.

31,000 sq/ft is around the size of a Staples/PetSmart type retail store.

7 years and older? with true wireless headphones? I think these would get lost within about 25 minutes by my children...