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be prepared to need to use a bit of bon-ami or bar keepers friend once in a while to clean the residue off the side of the machine. The garbage stainless steel they use (which has very deep brushed finish) along with the fact that the thing heats up means that the dye from the markers will (at the very least) leave

Before it became standard stabby movie trope, there was (is) a tool that is meant to deal with this problem....

What kind of nail polish remover did you use? Because the main ingredient in most is Acetone...

Several users mentioned Dogma, which I’ve not included in this list because, oddly enough, it’s not currently streaming anywhere.

3 years from now there will likely be no shortage of people who’ve got $26k left on their note, and the trade-in offer will be $16k or less.

I’m interested to see what the other side of this is going to look like. People are taking 7 year loans out. When the market normalizes, all the “value” that these cars have today will be greatly diminished.  How is that going to affect car buying?  Will people wait longer? Will they just continue to roll negative

He’d probably be in the russian mafia.

I literally said (fucking twice) that I don’t think they should have kept his money. If these fucknut cops decided that the dog smelled drugs and they arrest him and he’s got a huge bag of cash, if they let him go without charging him, (I said, twice) he should get his money back immediately...

I’m not condoning this behavior in any way, once they decide not to pursue charges, they should not be able to keep anything they seize from you.

Is it me, or is that bus in the picture super fucking long? I’m used to seeing maybe 6 feet of bus behind the back wheels... 

you’re missing the part where you tell people that brown grass does not always equal dead grass... If you haven’t watered enough, your grass might have gone dormant, which is not dead. depending on the variety, it could be back with more water, or when the weather cools a little, or next year....

Do photos in messages still double count against my storage (i.e. a photo that I have sent someone is in messages AND in my library)? Have they made it any easier to mass delete ONLY photos from a messages conversation WITHOUT deleting the text messages? This has been a HUGE pain in the ass for a LONG time.  

“This is nothing compared to Katrina. In Katrina, we lost 1,200 cars.”

Most people still think that being a sales person requires some sort of sleazy gene that allows them to act without remorse...

SALES... Probably the fastest way to get to 100k (and it’s not that fast) is in Sales. Start as an SDR and grind your ass off cold calling people. Learn the skills and break in as an AE... Get into Technology,SaaS,medical device,pharma and you can be making those sweet sweet dollars without spending 6+ years in

NEVER save a payment card in these apps. I was burned by the taco bell app where over the course of 90 minutes, 8 different people (in 7 different FUCKING STATES) all used my account (and my credit card) to change the address/restaurant location, order food, and pick it up.

That’s an interesting perspective. I think that a shift in that direction would likely wind up punishing poorer people still anyway... I think of all the elderly low income people who would likely lose their houses/land to tax lien/foreclosure due to non-payment of real estate taxes. It seems like it would also

It sorta looks like someone opened up the truck in MSPaint, clicked on the bottom edge of the body and dragged it down. But didn’t adjust the scale of anything else... 

Since everyone always completely shits all over Nissan, I’m left to wonder if it was just that Nissan was basically giving away Altima leases? 

In the pantheon of “people who weren’t the saints we thought they were” I’m not sure if Paul Walker would rank up there with the (literal saint) Mother Teresa’s of history