You know, I think it’s LONG overdue that we’ve had a talk about emergency baked goods... Not enough focus, or importance is placed on this topic.

That poor white woman, someone has stolen her chin...

#humblebrag....

• People have been moving away from cities due to the pandemic, less access to public transportation means more need for a car.

Everything I’ve ever read about the prowler is that its 100% sheep in wolfs clothing. Automatic transmission, terrible power, terrible everything... And a complete lack of aftermarket performance support possibilities to make it any better. They just “look cool”, not fun to drive.

• Sod is not all or nothing. What you need to worry about is blending it in with existing grass, because it comes in squares. If you’re using the same type of grass that’s already there, or using sod in small areas, you can absolutely piece meal it and integrate it in..

Is it ok if I don’t feel guilty about skipping all the days of exercise? 

• End up separated from your traveling companions (although Airfarewatchdog reports that couples and families are usually seated together when the seats are assigned by the airline).

Purchasing a cheap stud finder is the easiest way to get it right.

Gaskets/Seals.... Nothing like breaking down an engine to do a head gasket, putting the thing back together only to have it blow up 3 weeks later and finding the shitbox gasket you used fell apart...

old school Land Rover Defender

When fasteners are purposefully left showing, it’s generally by people who take enough time to care about the esthetic of how they will look.

Is everyone who keeps posting about dealers “selling for MSRP” actually going to dealership to ask? Or are you just looking at the website?

I bet if this thing as full of the microchips needed to make cars, they’d figure this shit out pretty fuckin quick...

I told my long-time auto-broker (who orders and negotiates car purchases/leases for me)

It’s not Lupus

I would dare to say that the “legit” dating sites are also scamming in more subtle ways... Admittedly it’s been 10+ years since i’ve been in the game, but I do recall using a great big site that rhymes with batch jot bomb...

For what it’s worth, these jackasses don’t appear to have pulled over, as it looks like they are actually stopped in the middle of the fucking highway....

This is it. Do you know when companies allow you to accrue vacation time, they literally have to carry it as an expense on their balance sheet? so if you make $2000 a week, and you have 3 weeks of time accrued, your company has to account for a debt of $6000 on their books, multiply this by whatever number of…

When we did the cake tasting for my wedding, we were seating about 6 feet away from my (most recent) ex’s parents and her sister and I’m guessing her fiance.