By that logic if I want to use my tray table I need to ask you? 

All planes should be required to use seats where, instead of the back of the seat tilting backwards, the bottom of the seat slides forward. Similar to the design of couches that recline but are able to be placed up against a wall.

This is sort of similar to my “road trip rule” for when we drive to our vacation destination. I take the time it will take to drive out and back, and triple it. If the time spent in the destination is not at least that long, I start to question the value of the trip.

Home Depot and Lowe’s both have a “specialty” area with the screws and they have stuff like this.

great tip, as soon as the panic attack I’m having after reading the first paragraph subsides, I’ll bring it up with Mrs. Ham, and we can discuss it after she has her panic attack.  

LPT: use the plastic bag from the ice bucket 

I read this title and excitedly clicked on the link expecting to find a Jean ValJean theme flight, only to be tres disappointed... 

just remember to wash your hands after you touch the remote control...

Unless they are sick... 

When has the console not been a loss leader when it comes to video gaming? 

Facebook is letting users test out a getting free QA on a beta version of its upcoming redesign, which is slated for a full rollout later this year.

867-5309.  

Anyone want to bet that someone from this ship gets CV2019 while in Cambodia? 

we’re lucky it’s not gold plated. 

It took significantly longer than I thought it would for the sociolinguistic police to show up and point this out.

I don’t take issue with the video. I take issue with the “deaths rumored to be in the tens of Thousands” comment that is breezed by in the first paragraph, and the thought that because the video is authentic, it means the rest of the comment is true.

Ah yes, Twitter, the bastion of truth. 

Wicked pissah 

“Bonded” by my dad telling me I didn’t get wrenches fast enough and that they weren’t the correct sizes.

“We were a few miles past the exit for Palmah when the engine started to sputtah.”