I read this title and excitedly clicked on the link expecting to find a Jean ValJean theme flight, only to be tres disappointed... 

just remember to wash your hands after you touch the remote control...

Unless they are sick... 

Facebook is letting users test out a getting free QA on a beta version of its upcoming redesign, which is slated for a full rollout later this year.

867-5309.  

we’re lucky it’s not gold plated. 

It took significantly longer than I thought it would for the sociolinguistic police to show up and point this out.

Wicked pissah 

“Bonded” by my dad telling me I didn’t get wrenches fast enough and that they weren’t the correct sizes.

“We were a few miles past the exit for Palmah when the engine started to sputtah.”

No. He knew what he was doing. The cars were weird random auction leftovers.  Usually 10 years old. 

Formerly worked at a dealership. Sold new and used. At one point we brought in a salesman that “specialized in problem credit customers”.

The sheer amount of detail that is needed to track this type of thing is staggering. I did map editing with Waze for a while(this was years ago, so it’s possible things may have changed), and I always found it hilarious what people would report as problems. The available accuracy of GPS, coupled with the variability…

Home field advantage. 

My approach is significantly lower tech.

Find a rowing machine. No one ever uses the Fucking rowing machines 

Hate the player, not the game.

You might think that having your car detailed won’t make a difference in your life...

I think it’s real AND fake. It was probably written as a joke to this guy because they noticed he drove a shitty car, and they wanted to bust his balls about it.  The company is probably in a materialistic vertical where they are obsessed with who has the newest shiniest [thing].  

I purchased a very well done highly modified R56 Mini from a Rolls Royce, Bently, Austin Martin,... name your exotic dealer.