So, if I’m reading this right. We’re all freaking out about digital assistants that listen in on everything we say and Unsecured cameras that can be hacked into.

I feel like someone saying “I slept with my gun” is a low key way to brag that you have a gun and that you’re a big bad man that’s not afraid to shoot someone.

If they are legally required to pay severance when they lay people off, then if they can’t afford it, it would probably be more expensive to try to lay people off without paying them severance.  

I’ve only had a few roommates (realizing blissfully early that I needed to live alone for my own sanity). My first roommate was a guy who had his shit together. He would give me an itemized list every month with all the utilities and copies of the bill. I wrote him 1 check, and he paid the bills.

Disagree, the people who do this will only see it as justification. “My plan is working, it’s generating interest” 

Seriously man, we’re all looking forward to hearing about the adventure, but not if you’re dead.  Be safe out there and don’t do anything stupid (enough to be dangerous).  

I was with you until you said “she was close, and I assume she would increase our share”. After that, you changed from someone who was just making sure grandma was taking care of her paperwork, to someone who has an “expectation”.

Can we talk about where that TSA agent’s other hand is?

Who is the target consumer for this? High end porno video editor? 

The 2021 Safari! 

The only thing that irritates me more than shit like this, is when they say “call for price” like it’s this new technique.  If there isn’t a price in your ad, I’m not calling you. Because its either going to be way higher than it should be, or you’re going to dick around about it, perhaps both.  

Thanks, I hate it. 

Bring a CO2 detector with you.  

Does anyone really think that the problem with car loan debt is really about the lack of affordable brand new cars? really?

I love Stripper Models....

We get a weekly paper delivered to our house. it’s free, you don’t actually sign up for it, it just shows up. Every year, at the beginning of December, in the plastic bag with the paper, there is an envelope. Generally it’s got someones name, and a P.O. Box address. The first year I was confused. Mrs. Ham immediately…

Study Results show that reading study results can cause a shorter lifespan. 

“Hey... Everyone is making fun of my “new truck” design... I’ve got a great idea... I’ll take my personal “new truck” out for a night on the town and show them all how great it is... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?!”

According to Wikipedia, the population of this town is 578.  So we’re saying that theres 1 polar bear for 10.1 people? That’s kind of terrifying if you ask me. 

That’s not market, that’s being smart... You’re paying for the “access and usage” of 200GB, as long as its there when you need it, I don’t see that as being dishonest.