I think I’m a funny guy, but sometimes I’m just not...

We have 5 kids (right now)

Are you from Massachusetts?

So, what you’re saying is that he tried to enter the back door, doggystyle?

Pizza hut? or Papa Ginos? lol . 

We never did this in my house, with one exception. My mom LOVED the “mild” sauce at Taco Bell. When we would go, she would always stuff about 20 into the takeout bag for when we made tacos at home.

Honestly, most people are simply selfish when they fly. They don’t give a shit about anyone else but themselves. I’ve literally heard people say “I’ve got a tight connection, I need to get off the plane first” and then seen those people at the freaking baggage claim, and getting into a shuttle.

does “Messed up” mean to imply that they did it by mistake?

Go onto CL or FB Marketplace in my area and you can see people selling LEGO for $5 per pound. If you sort them by color, the price goes up.

Buses are awful. That’s all.  

“Kevin Hart will be sued after crash, because he has money and other people want it.”

Came here to say this.  

Toyota has multiple different SUVish vehicles to fill different niches (4 runner, highlander, land cruiser, sequoia).

Once, leaving a football game. We’re all locked in that awful traffic you end up in. This guy behind me pulls up and gently taps my rear bumper. Honestly I couldn’t even feel the impact, but it pushed me forward very slightly. I looked back and made the universal “what the fuck” gesture. The guy smiled and made a…

Boston: you move the trash can/beach chair/cone/human body/etc that is marking a spot that someone has cleared of snow.  

For fucks sake....

When will NASCAR discontinue use of the term “shootout”?

He’s got 270k followers and a lot of his videos have the same title. “I took a 400k mile AMG To the dealer and GUESS WHAT THEY QUOTED ME!!”

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

Video posted yesterday, comments from 2014...