From what I gather, getting to the “lowest” level of status these days is akin to being the second to last person in line...  

People who cut in front of the line to “help their children go” and then use the bathroom themselves deserve a special place in hell...

If I followed my passions, or took a test, or whatever, I’d be a musician. I’d also probably already be dead from starvation.

There isn’t enough information here. There are (at least):

Disagree. As someone who cannot sleep sitting up, taking the red-eye usually costs me an additional day on the end to get back into a normal sleep schedule. I avoid them whenever possible. Also, if for some reason, your flight is cancelled, typically, there isn’t a “next flight” for you to try to get on, until the…

There’s a difference between jotting down one or two things, and “taking notes”

I’m not saying that the idea doesn’t have merit. It’s a great idea.  My original comment might have come across as completely negative. 

what do you do when you’ve set this expectation up with your kid, and you arrive at an experience that there is no relevant YouTube video for them to watch? 

There is literally no way to execute this surreptitiously without coming off like an asshole.  

How to avoid spreading: “Don’t shit in the pool”

He claimed 72 percent of Aston Martin’s current customer base already owns a crossover, which probably means Aston should have started marketing crossovers to these people a long time ago.

Typically the people who win (i.e. those people who play) the lottery are people who aren’t the best at managing money, and also are of the opinion that money can fix everything.

sure, but I said that makes it worth it alone. Using it all year round to get free shipping when we don’t make the minimum is just gravy.  

Christmas shopping. It’s worth it for that, alone. The last few years we’ve reduced the amount of “in person” shopping that we’ve needed to do at the mall, etc. by about 90%. Not having to deal with that B.S. has reduced holiday stress significantly.

This is awesome. Does anyone have a tool that allows for printing these in actual size? Back in the old days there was a “posterizer” that allowed you to print of any size on “x” number of letter sized sheets of paper,  and gave you an outline to show you how to assemble them on the wall (or wherever you were…

oh my god, i didn’t know this was a thing...

You want to slow down time? Take care of a newborn until they are about 3 months old. Longest 3 months of my life (twice). Obviously, Logistically it would be tough to keep this on a repeating cycle.

While on the topic of Air BNB pictures. Can we get some sort of filter that prevents people from posting the “closeup picture of a tile embossed with a seahorse laid artistically in the mulch by the front door”? SO many pictures of USELESS shit...

So. Fucking. This.

Not really for you specifically Nick, but while we’re talking about “better” podcasts.  If anyone out there is thinking about starting the “next big” true crime podcast, please, for the love of christ, don’t.