Shut up.

This was entirely the reason Leno turned down a spot on Top Gear US when NBC had the rights to it. At least that is what I remember reading. Also that lineup would have been bananas. Leno, Carolla, and Faust.

You know who has shitloads of money and could make a donation?... Apple.

Archer. Obviously. Any and all episodes.

Endor holocaust deniers are sickening.

For fuck snakes

Michael Keaton as Batman. Remember how we all reacted to him playing Batman?

"I said MEDITATING, not masturbating!"

One time I tried to initiate doggy style with this guy who was relatively inexperienced and he goes, "Ummmm, are you looking for something?" The situation was totally salvageable but instead of saving it I just got really self-conscious and blushed and muttered "...no..." and switched positions. That was not sexy!

I'm not sure. But I hear it's going to be both written and directed by TBA. TBA has done some good work over the years, I'm confident he'll come through.

I was an intern at NASA Ames in 2010 and actually walked right into this McDonalds when exploring around the old buildings. I was quite surprised when I saw all of the old mission tapes and even a large metorite just sitting in an unlocked abandoned building. Must have been their lunch break.

Sometimes fewer polygons are better. >.>

Thank you for posting this recipe! I can see why you won - these cookies are the best!!

I find corporations with a "We own you" attitude tend to attract the least talent. Might explain GMs awful cars over the last decade.

Photos of food are often deceiving. Here it is after being unpacked mid-flight:

Vote: HP OfficeJet Pro 8600

Great commercial, but that music will always be associated with boner pills.

I've tried so. hard. to remain optimistic about this movie. But every new character announced seems to further drive home the fact that WB/Snyder/Goyer/whoever else is responsible for it all does not understand why Marvel's massive movie universe works at all, and that we're going to see a massive disaster that…

Couldn't help thinking of this.