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Avatar: The Last Airbender without a doubt. But I'll also add Samurai Jack and the micro-series, Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

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For my first post evar (long time lurker), I offer this:

"Yet, aspartame, saccharin and acesulfame potassium, three leading artificial sweeteners, have all been linked to cancer."

Yes, it's bad. You should want all of the things listed, no exceptions.

I've never wanted only 1 piece of toast. Unfortunately my figure shows that I've never wanted only 1 piece of anything.

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Earls Court '75, but you get a gold star for the Python reference. Fun fact! Zeppelin helped partially fund "Holy Grail".

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So for the first time in I decide to wake my boyfriend up with some "morning head" . I feel something on the head in my mind I brush it off as a scab because a week or so prior I injured him with my nail during one of our sessions. I thought it was just healing. A good five minutes go bye before we move on to other

LOL, yeah. I am a janitor. That guy was working late and while I was doing my job, cleaning and stuff, after everybody left I heard someone screaming. Holy Fuck it was like the devil himself was screaming in horrible pain. I left my stuff and ran to see what the hell was going on. I heard the screaming was coming from

I got your time machine right here...

Ads on the interet should be like billboards on the highway. They are visible but off to the side... you can't help but notice them, but they don't STOP you from merging onto the road until after you've spent 30 seconds reading them.

"Well, I was going to cross the road, but now I'm going to go back home to change my underwear".

That is.... uh...

This is ridiculous. The Milky Way doesn't have peanuts. Snickers does.

Fixed, lol.

For some reason, whenever I see George Barris' name, I think of Chuck Barris. Who would be doing this right now.

Ever heard of a Honeycrisp Apple? Best .. Apple .. Ever

If we are in a restaurant, you might as well not talk to me unless you are seated next to me or you are just going to get a nod and smile.

It pains me that no one thought to name the event MammoJam.