Well, one controller goes in your ass, the other goes in your mouth. It’s VERY important to the design!

So butt-candling is a no-go too?

Yep...this one. You got me.

You want a car with only the PARTS made in China, but assembled in the USA/Germany/Japan, right?

That car is absolutely STUNNING. It’s like Cadillac, BMW, and Maserati had a 3-way love child (don’t think about how that would work...just go with it).

Imagine Paris Hilton, but an actual nice and useful person. That’s why she’s famous. She’s an antimatter Kardashian. 

I am definitely not a “fangirl” type of person that gushes over celebrities, but I connect with Chrissy Teigen on such a guttural level that I wonder if we’re actually long-lost brother/sister. She says, does, and reacts to everything in the exact same way I would, and I can’t help but love her for it :D

They should come out fluffy and have texture, not liquidy pudding. If they have chunks in them they’re unfinished mashed potatoes :D

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

Just saw this- you need to add fat to them as they’re a waxy potato. Scalded butter works well.

I love 70's and early 80's Toyotas and Hondas. They’re quirky and innovative, and they don’t look half-bad either. They were rust buckets however, so there is some rarity to them. Not sure about the price here but there is some justification for high prices as there aren’t too many good-condition survivors. 

It’s a good plan IF they could redesign it a bit. The cars being traded in need to be automatically switched to a salvage title, then they could be auctioned off in that condition for parts.

The last time they did this they made used car prices skyrocket too...that’s something else that needs to be addressed.