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See...THIS is what happens when you legalize marijuana... 

Nah, the Internet is amazing and could even be considered a step in human evolution. Social media, on the other hand, may be a mistake. Allowing anonymous users to have the same world voice as media outlets is leading to severe behavior problems in society and causing cult-like behavior.

People hate censorship, and in

I found this to be the most significant point of the article: a species could colonize the entire galaxy in the a tiny fraction of the age of the universe. Why hasn’t this already happened?

Personally I feel it’s a combination of things. I think planets that can foster complex life are actually rare, and intelligent

My body clock just can’t handle mornings. I can go to bed at 7pm for a week straight and still sleep until 8am without an alarm.

My idiot 18 year old son took a trip to San Diego last year with $700 cash in his wallet (despite advising him strongly not to carry that much cash- use a debit card)...and ended up losing it the first day he was there. An incredibly nice man from South Africa found the wallet in a restaurant, looked up my son on

Yeah, but inside the safe...IS AN ICE CREAM MAKER!

First place I went too.

“Garfield: Without voice-over help from Lorenzo Music or Bill Murray (who infamously voiced Garfield in the movie version because he claims he was under the mistaken impression that one of Coen brothers had written it)“

I specifically remember having Ghoul-Aid after coming home all sweaty from trick or treating. Can’t remember what it tasted like though.

New vehicles are just too damned expensive anymore, and used vehicles are feature packed and reliable. THAT'S why nobody is buying new cars.

Exactly. Same thing happened in 2002 and 2008. They never learn.

I want a report on those guys wearing ninja headgear at the gym...

Like the saying goes- “The best way to make a million dollars is sell a way to make a million dollars.”

I WARNED YOU DAVE...

I found my old Nokia 3650 the other day- I kept it for historical purposes (first North American phone with a camera!). Texting on that thing was actually really nice. The “birth control pills keypad made thumb movements very comfortable and quick:

This is bleeding off into used models right now. 2014 A6 TDIs are to be had with less than 30K miles for under $20K!  Just got one with 28K miles for $17900...could be a golden era of used cars right now :D

Our local library just opened a recording studio. Very cool!

LOL- DO NOT USE WAX PAPER IN AN OVEN :D

It may just be my palette, but I can tell if bacon has been oven baked or pan fried- there’s a bit of a gamey flavor to the fat with oven baked bacon. It’s still the most efficient way to cook large quantities though.