I’ve always put whole canned tomatoes in a pot, heated them, and used a potato masher. It’s my secret to a hearty pasta sauce.

Joshua Trump is my spirit animal.

What in the ever-living-fuck is wrong with people?????????????????????

This makes me want to live out some childish superhero fantasy and go around rescuing kids in this situation. I hate that this happens in the world.

If TMZ existed in the 70's, all of our wild rock heros would be in jail instead of doing reunion tours :D 

Add me to the list of people that always have cut it this way (I’m so proud!)

Just curious how other people did it?

Trump reminds me of the high-school fat girl at the party that keeps taking her clothes off so people will stop paying attention to the prom queen...

Fresh meats and vegetables. Chicken, beef, carrots, celery, onions, potatoes. You can make 1000 things with those combinations.

To add to this, when you’re wealthy and white, you tend to get a “I’M SMARTER THAN PEASANTS” complex because nobody can tell you “no.”

“If we’re improvising and I say, ‘Freeze, I have a gun,’ and you say, ‘That’s not a gun. It’s your finger. You’re pointing your finger at me,’ our improvised scene has ground to a halt.”

...and then I say “It looks like a finger because it’s a handgun!” and THE SCENE IS BACK ON BABY!

When I worked in customer service, I called countless women sir either by mistake or simply because their 14 pack a day habit made them sound like Lucille Ball gargling rocks.

Now I just need friends to play my games with....  *sigh*

Now I just need friends to play my games with....  *sigh*

Size 8 is THIN...WTF???  You start getting below that and you look like a sack of bones!

If you’re trying to perfect something, you need to get several different opinions and then practice. There’s no substitute. It took me 3 tries to get a chocolate bundt cake down (chocolate bundt is difficult because the dark color retains heat and it tends to turn into a cake volcano). Finally got the right…

You can buy whole canned tomatoes as a substitute. The seeds are usually removed before canning. I use them all the time for sauces. If you need “fresh” tomatoes (for things like bruschetta), there really isn’t a substitute.

You know a game I miss? STRIKE COMMANDER. Kind of the same premise, but a little more “flight sim” and less “arcade”. Would like to see them remake it with today’s technology.

Witcher 3 type gameplay in Star Wars universe = instant hit

Also thought this would be a good fit for a Samurai Jack game.

Having a big one is kinda like owning a Lamborghini- they’re nice to look and and take for a ride, but nobody wants one for a daily driver. 

As I read the story of a long-time meteorologist that was fired after online outrage because he misspoke “Martin Luther King Bridge” as “Martin Luther Coon Bridge”, I have to agree with him.

We are at the end of society.

Any acid works. That’s why buttermilk makes them so fluffy- lots of lactic acid. (You can make buttermilk easily with 1 tsb vinegar or lemon juice + 1 cup milk and let it sit for 5-10 minutes at room temperature).