That’s not what he’s saying at all. He’s saying “This was stuff I said to make people laugh a decade ago. It was the world back then. I didn’t actually have those beliefs then or now.”

I dabbled in comedy a bit- making people laugh is a science. It involves presenting yourself in illogical, self depreciating, clever,…

I have the feeling this happens a lot more than is being let on in professional porn. I can’t even watch it anymore because things like this stick in my head.

That’s why I like Reddit gone wild stuff...you know they want to be there and they’re enjoying it ;)

All that’s happening there is a double layer is being created, giving the illusion of a thick, fluffy pancake. The true test is the number of holes inside the pancake.

Chef here: the secret to anything made with flour to be fluffy is the introduction of gas during cooking. 1 tsp of baking powder per cup of flour should do it...2 tsp if you want to get insane (baking soda will react to make carbon dioxide). I like to add 1/4 tsp or so of cream of tartar as well. Also, fold the batter…

Yes, I have that as well as not being able to hear certain voice ranges :(

I had a cyst taken out of my head...wasn’t nearly as dramatic as they make it here. Guy put a 1/2" slice in my head, pulled out a weird 1" fatty ball, and stitched me up.

Group dinners are my worst nightmare. Not because I can’t deal with the social interaction...it’s because I have hearing loss. Restaurants tend to be loud, and tinnitus has claimed about 40% of my hearing. Any droning background noise makes it impossible to understand anyone that isn’t right next to me, so these…

IT Engineer here- here are guidelines for using personal devices:

- Home laptop/PC: only use if you connect into a virtual environment or web environment that doesn’t store anything locally. Legally, a company could confiscate your laptop if it contains proprietary information. I’ve had to implement this a couple of…

She...was adorable in high school! I’m not sure how this video could do anything but help her image...

I feel like J.Law was actually supposed to be my wife. This story proves we are 100% compatible :D

I would hate having to date in today’s world. It was hard enough back when the world was a simpler place.

I remember my first date with my (now) wife...I was a nervous, quivering dork. I had no idea what to say, what I was saying, and made the mistake of going to a movie where we had a lot of “sitting next to each…

I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out the mechanics of “whose feet are whose” :D 

Instead of criticizing, let’s fix it.

- You can not bake any pasta product without a source of moisture. A wet towel over top or damp cheesecloth works very well. I actually do this with my lasagna as well as keeping a pan of water underneath the pan to keep the edges from burning.

- Cheese will melt around 150F…

Every gas station I’ve ever been in has pen imprints of where people have tried to sign the screen with a pen. It may have been Trump.

I bank with Huntington- they’re a fantastic bank. Top notch. I’m thinking the people at this branch recently got burned and they went off the deep-end of cautiousness (with a heaping help of racism to top it off).

I hope this gentleman gets awarded a healthy check worth more than $1082.

Hi all.

I’m a trained chef, and I have to warn people about cooking a goose...especially in the US: It’s VERY difficult to find a good goose in the USA. Most of them have been frozen for a month or more in the store, and they tend to be fed things that make them very gamy tasting. I’ve probably cooked 10-12 geese in…

Oh c’mon, it’s CHRISTMAS! Make something that looks nice :D

I make a holiday baked oatmeal the night before and put it in the oven when we get up in the morning. After the kids open their gifts the house smells like apple spiced heaven! Use this recipe as a base:
https://platedcravings.com/baked-oatmeal-recipe/

My life was irrevocably changed due to extremely poor advice from a college guidance counselor.

I was always a huge astronomy buff. Carl Sagan impacted me with Cosmos in such a way that I built my own telescope in the mid-80's with afterschool job money so I could see everything he was talking about. I started my…

Give it seven seconds....unless it’s 3am. Then you need to wake up and stare at the ceiling while focusing on every awkward interaction you’ve had in the last 20 years.