Don’t forget masturbation.

I’ve never had Chick-Fil-A (I live in San Francisco, and if we didn’t have one before this we ain’t getting one now), but I agree about the “all-white-meat” thing. I was seriously bummed when McDonald’s went to all-white-meat McNuggets. They’re still good if they’re REALLY FRESH, but the dark meat ones aged better.

I think it’s more likely that Doug will be the first person welcomed into the Good Place once they get everything straightened out. If for no other reason, remember that one of the conditions is that the four new test subjects be approximately the same level of goodness as Team Cockroach, and Doug wouldn’t qualify.…

As usual I fast-forwarded through the musical numbers (giving each about 10 seconds mid-song to see whether they were worth paying attention to*), but I listened to the end of the second song just in the hope that the singer would finish with “We’re Super Blood Wolf Moon! Thank you, Cleveland!” or something.

By the same token, any system that awards eternal bliss to anyone who isn’t 100% perfect is equally flawed, but in a way fewer people would complain about.

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“Use every man after his desert, and who shall ‘scape whipping?”

The point that I seem unable to put across is this: Who decides what’s “good enough?” I don’t know, but I know it isn’t me, and I see no reason why “better than most” should be the standard. Perhaps you are a faster runner than most people, but if the standard for survival is being fast enough to outrun a bear then you…

As someone else pointed out above, though, if you top-load the children you’ll simply be able to save MORE. I’m assuming the estimate of “30 individuals” is more a factor of weight than of the number of open seats on the shuttle...

1) Forget Alec Baldwin, and just give us Darius Trump (and family) for next two years. On a related topic, Don Jr. and Eric work best as Weekend Update guests; leave them there (but bring them back often).

The most I can really say is that Sim seems like he was born to play the role, and that he plays the comedy and pathos of Scrooge as strongly as the meanness. Since you HAVEN’T seen it, you should seek it out, even if after watching it you still prefer Scott.

I remember hearing 5, but I could be wrong. Let’s see what happens if the network INSISTS he go a season or two beyond his planned timeframe...

I can’t look at him without seeing Michael Moore.

Millie is a stalker. Courtey’s just a kid (annoying, true) who likes Gene more than Gene likes her.

The thing is, of course, the Pesto kids are right across the street (it doesn’t appear they live there, but it makes sense they would see each other a lot).

“Meal Ticket” was the one that killed me, partially because I just KNEW it had to end badly (that fact that there were about 10 words spoken in the whole thing (apart from the oratory) made it even creepier; Tom Waits had more dialogue opposite dirt).

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Well, since it’s invariably referred to as a “void,” I’m pretty much expecting a void.

I came here just to see if anyone picked Ulysses Everett McGill, and was sadly (but not surprisingly) disappointed. Of all the Coen movies, I think “O Brother” is the one most deserving of a sequel.

I think they gave the final game away in this episode: the Accountant is obviously from Florida, and the Points System is based on Jacksonville Rules...