But is “grounded” important when we’re talking about fantasy role play? It’s all just “being what you’re not” (and will never be). Might as well go big. True, I’d imagine a certain number of furries think of themselves as having been born the wrong species (like the Wolf Woman on GLOW, although she isn’t presented as…

The Battle of Bull Run, with real bulls. Or for the softer side, the Battle of Kittysburg.

I don’t see how it’s that much sillier than being a Renaissance Faire enthusiast or a Civil War re-enactor; I’m sure many of them spend as much money on their dress-up fantasies as the furries do, they can just hide behind the pretext that it’s “educational.”

This is just another step in the normalization of Fur-Right extremism. Next we’ll get a plushpiece in the New York Times about how furries buy groceries just like we do. This is the REAL Fake-Fur News. Have we forgotten what George Washington said about avoiding furry entanglements?

That is some weird stuff...

FINALLY, I’m sharing a poltical stance with SOMEBODY who has some guns...

When Patagonia sends us people, they’re not sending their best.

This is weird: My backpack must have been manufactured by SOMEBODY (I didn’t buy it at a crafts faire or anything), but I just noticed that it doesn’t seem to have a logo ANYWHERE. How is this possible in America?!?

JAKE is the half-sib at the JFK hub.

The only logical thing to call it would be “The Somewhat Larger Cheeseburger.”

“Why do I have to be ‘Mister Pink’?”

So... It would be like The Orville with a “hard R” rating?

SPOILER ALERT, IN CASE ANYBODY CARES

Because men being victims of women’s sexual overenthusiasm will never not be funny, regardless of the week’s headines. Let’s face it, the double standard exists for real reasons.

I’ll admit that I do that, but I wasn’t aware that it hd a name....

As someone else mentioned, if you spend two minutes (of a four minute sketch) before you get to a joke, you’re doing it wrong. At the very least, after your two-minute intro your payoff better be worth it, and this wasn’t. Worst, perhaps, is that Null got NONE of the benefit of what payoff there was (what laughs were…

How many preteens did you kill?

Lady Bird is moving into more and more theaters every week, and not just the art houses. I don’t recall Ronan even MENTIONING the film in her opening, though, which surprised me. I can imagine Greta Gerwig sitting home yelling “PLUG THE MOVIE! PLUG. THE. GODDAM. MOVIE.”

He’s been pretty good about crediting Ms. Strong’s work in the past, so far as I can tell. I don’t know how often he’s named her MVP, though...

“Saoirse Ronan has big feet? Who’s her representation? I’ll be casting my next movie soon...”