My body is ready for this

lazy and disgusting

Yeah but what about Jim Spanfeller and his wealthy friends’ feelings? And what about their net worth? I mean, did you even think before writing you ill-conceived drivel? No wonder Jim is getting rid of the comments.

If a reclining seat in front of you makes you so upset why don’t you fly business or first class? That’s what Jim Spanfeller would do.

IMO such a brazen attack on one of America’s most beloved job creators ought to not sit well with Jim Spanfeller. Benevolent capitalists such as Zuckerberg and Spanfeller spend a considerable amount of resources making the world a better place. And what do they get in return? Hurtful articles written by ungrateful…

The Root should be sticking to sports instead of R Kelly’s toenail. This article has been reported to Jim Spanfeller for not sufficiently sticking to sports.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller

Go fuck yourself, Jim

Here’s an excerpt from the book:

It’s a nice story, but I think we are missing the forest for the trees here. The questions we should be asking ourselves are:

The Leftovers was such an incredible show. Season 3 is a modern masterpiece all the way.

Is that the season in which Jack Ryan teams up with Bunk from The Wire to fight Socialism?

I happened to notice that as well. I also noticed the orange tone of his skin - very similar to our commander-in-chief’s. It goes without saying that disrespecting the Leader of the Free World is not something G/O Media takes lightly. I expect that Jim Spanfeller himself will take all the necessary actions to…

Just do what the boss says. The recipe for success is obvious: 

DISCLAIMER: This article has been personally vetted and approved by Jim Spanfeller.

Andrew, not sure if Spanfeller would appreciate the tone being used here against one of his fellow jerb creators. Weren’t you told to stick to softball journalism or something?

Rub the glue residue with a 50/50 mix of baking soda and cooking oil. The end.

That’s very edgy brah

That’s very edgy brah

Cool story brah

Wut